My Ham Tradition

Every year my family likes to spend a crapload of money on just getting food. I wonder why she would not waste this much money on presents:[. So I go to the store with her to get the ham for the huge feast and when we go to get the ham there was a pretty cheap ham for her to buy but she buys this huge ham for like $100 and I asked her she didn't just get the cheap one and she said because we have a big family. So we went home and got the table and the food ready when we started eating I was the only one to eat the ham maybe that was an exaggeration really like 5 people ate it. But remember what she sais we have a big family when there was still half of the ham was left. But as the years went by my family started eating the ham and in the end there was no more ham left. In conclusion, my family finally started eating ham. THIS WAS A MADE UP STORY